Stuck with You (The STEMinist Novellas #2) by Ali Hazelwood

            “You’re welcome. Although you’ll find that the croissant leaves much to be desired.”

            I whirl back to him. Blondie the Viking is looking at me with an indecipherable expression. “D-did you just speak?”

            “I did.”

            “In English?”

            “I believe so, yes.”

            I feel my soul crawl outside my body to astral project itself into the burning flames of hell out of pure, sheer embarrassment. “You . . . you weren’t saying anything. Before.”

            He shrugs. His eyes are calm and serious. The span of his shoulders could easily moonlight as a plateau in Eurasia. “You didn’t ask a question.” His grammar is better than mine and I am withering inside.

            “I thought . . . It seemed . . . I . . .” I close my eyes, remembering the way I mimicked the word nice for him. I think I want to die. I want this to be over. Yes, my time has come. “I am very grateful.”

            “You probably won’t be, once you try the croissant.”

            “No, I . . .” I wince. “I know it’s not good.”

            “You do?” He crosses his arms on his chest and gives me a curious look. He’s wearing a suit, like 99 percent of the men who work on this block. Except that he looks unlike any other man I’ve ever seen. He looks like a corporate version of Thor. Like Platinum Ragnarok. I wish he’d smile at me, instead of just observing me. I’d feel less intimidated. “Could have fooled me.”

            “I— The thing is, I don’t really want to eat it. I just need it for a . . . for a thing.”

            His eyebrow lifts. “A thing?”

            “It’s a long story.” I scratch my nose. “Kind of embarrassing, actually.”

            “I see.” He presses his lips together and nods thoughtfully. “More or less embarrassing than you assuming I don’t speak English?”

            The swift and violent death I was talking about earlier? I need it now. “I am so, so sorry about that. I really didn’t—”

            “Watch out.”

            I look around to see what he means right as some guy almost runs me over with his skateboard. It’s a close call: between the precious croissant I clearly feel ambivalent about and my bag, I nearly lose my balance, and that’s where Corporate Thor intervenes. He moves way quicker than anyone his size should be able to and slides between me and Skateboard Guy, straightening me with a hand around my biceps.

            I glance up at him, nearly out of breath. He’s as towering as a Greenlandic mountain range, pressing me a bit against the window of the corner barbershop, and I think he’s saved my life. My professional life, of course. And now also my life life.

            Oh shit. “What even is this morning?” I mutter to no one.

            “You okay?”

            “Yeah. I mean, I’m clearly on a downward spiral of struggle and mortification, but . . .”

            He keeps his eyes and the angles of his handsome, aggressive, unusual face on me. His expression is grave, unsmiling, but for a fraction of a second a thought runs through my head.

            He’s amused. He finds me funny.

            It’s a fleeting impression. It lingers a brief moment and dissolves the instant he lets go of my biceps. But I don’t think I imagined it. I’m almost sure I didn’t, because of what happens next.

            “I think,” he says, his voice more delicious than Faye’s croissants could ever hope to be, “that I’d like to hear that long, embarrassing story of yours.”





Chapter 3


            Present

            I’m almost positive that the elevator is shrinking.

            Nothing dramatic, really. But I estimate that every minute we spend in here, the car gets a couple of millimeters smaller. I’ve tucked myself into a corner, arms around my legs and forehead on my knees. Last I glanced up, Erik was in the opposite corner, looking fairly relaxed. Mile-long legs stretched out in front of him, sequoia-wide biceps crossed on his chest.