Below Zero (The STEMinist Novellas #3) by Ali Hazelwood

            “A baby video of you . . . running around in the kiddie pool? Picking your nose? Rummaging around the back of your diaper?”

            “I—”

            Sudoku Boy drops off my iced tea in a plastic cup. Ian’s eyes follow him for a few seconds, then return to mine with an interesting mix of stoic resignation. “It was more of a toddler video,” he says cautiously, like he’s surprising even himself.

            “Ah.” I grin into my tea. It’s both too sweet and too sour. With a subtle aftertaste of gross. “Do tell.”

            “You don’t want to know.”

            “Oh, I’m positive I do.”

            “It’s bad.”

            “You’re really selling it to me.”

            The left corner of his mouth curves upward, a small hint of amusement that’s not quite fully there yet. I have an odd stray thought: I bet his smile is lopsided. Beautiful, too. “The video was taken at a Lowe’s. With my older brother’s new camcorder, sometime in the late ’90s,” he tells me.

            “At a Lowe’s? Can’t be that bad, then.”

            He sighs, impassive. “I was around three or four. And they had one of those bathroom displays. The ones with model sinks and showers and vanities. And toilets, naturally.”

            I press my lips together. This is going to be fun. “Naturally.”

            “I don’t really remember what happened, but apparently I needed to use the restroom. And when I saw the display I was . . . inspired.”

            “No way.”

            “In my defense, I was very young.”

            He scratches his nose, and I laugh. “Oh my God.”

            “With no concept of sewage systems.”

            “Right. Sure. Honest mistake.” I cannot stop laughing. “How did Great-Aunt Delphina get a copy of the video?”

            “Officially: unclear. But I’m fairly sure my brother made CDs of it. Sent them to local TV stations and whatnot.” He gestures vaguely, and his forearm is dusted with freckles and pale-red hair. I want to grab his wrist, hold it in front of my eyes, study it at my leisure. Trace, smell, touch. “I haven’t spent a holiday with the Floyd side of the family in twenty years, but I’m told that the video is a source of great entertainment for all age groups at Thanksgiving.”

            “I bet it’s the pièce de résistance. I bet they press play right after the turducken comes out.”

            “Yeah. You’d probably win.” He seems quietly resigned. A big man with a put-upon-but-enduring air. In an utterly charming way.

            “But how do you blackmail someone from this? How much worse can it get?”

            He sighs again. His broad shoulders lift, then fall. “When my aunt called, she briefly mentioned uploading it on Facebook. Tagging the NASA official page.”

            I gasp into my hand. I shouldn’t laugh. This is horrible. But. “Are you serious?”

            “It’s not a healthy family.”

            “No shit.”

            He shrugs, like he’s past caring. “At least they’re not trying to extort money out of me yet.”

            “Right.” I nod solemnly and collect my features into what hopefully passes for a compassionate, respectful expression. “The assignment I told you about is for my Water Resources class, so this is surprisingly on topic. And I am truly sorry that you got stuck with meeting your little cousin’s friend because you publicly urinated in a Lowe’s when you barely knew how to talk.”

            Ian’s eyes settle on me, as if to size me up. I thought I had his full attention from the moment I sat down, but I realize that I was wrong. For the first time, he’s looking at me like he’s interested in actually seeing me. He studies me, assesses me, and my first impression of him—detached, distant—instantly evaporates. There is something nearly palpable about his presence: a warm, tingling sensation climbing up my spine.