Every Shade by Nora Phoenix

Prologue

Help Wanted

Needed:Someone with serious furniture assembly skills and a buttload of patience who speaks IKEA.

I have an Ektorp, various Malms, an impressive number of boxes labeled Bestå, and a whole lot more. What I don’t have is the skill to build these. Nor the patience, as it turns out. My apologies to my new neighbors for the curses I let fly, unaware my windows were open. Anyway, if you’re fluent in IKEA, I will pay you handsomely to build this stuff for me. Marriage and/or my firstborn are negotiable as well.

Help me, Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope…

Text me for details. 555-867-5309.