Jerk It by Lani Lynn Vale

CHAPTER 5

You couldn’t handle me, even if I came with instructions.

-Mavis to Murphy

MAVIS

One month later

“Seven months and looking wonderful!” Fran clapped her hands.

I rolled my eyes and practically waddled into the house where Fran was slipping her feet into no-show socks.

“You were supposed to be waiting for me at the door,” I accused.

She rolled her eyes. “When have I ever been on time for anything?”

She had a point.

“Whatever,” I muttered.

Fran slipped her feet into her shoes, then looked at me with questions in her eyes. “Why are you grouchy? Did you forget to eat again?”

I had. But that wasn’t why I was grouchy.

“Well,” I paused. “So I saw him yesterday.”

We both knew who the ‘him’ was that always made me grouchy.

“Was he mean to you again?” she asked as she stood up and reached for her purse and phone.

I contemplated her question.

Was he mean to me again?

No.

But he’d treated me like I was nothing but a nuisance, which bothered me.

I didn’t know what the hell I’d done to him to warrant him being so mean.

I’d thought that we were getting over our differences, that possibly we could be friends, but his attitude yesterday when I’d seen him in the supermarket while I’d been talking with Madden had been anything but friendly.

“Not mean, per se,” I admitted. “Ready?”

She nodded and we both made it back out to my car, and then headed to the hospital where I had yet another doctor appointment.

This would be the appointment that started me on twice a month until I was about four weeks away from delivering the baby. Once I reached that point, I would start in with once weekly appointments.

Pulling into the hospital parking lot, I found a spot in the back of the lot—why was this damn parking lot always so freakin’ busy? —and walked inside with Fran who was reading something on her phone.

We were both focused on getting inside at first and didn’t notice the big man that we were walking up on until we heard his voice.

Both of us froze, very cognizant of who that voice belonged to.

“…have maybe a year and a half, two at most,” Murphy rumbled. “In stage B, or two, as of right now. Most likely will be in D by the end of next year.” He paused. “They said that once in end-stage heart disease, which isn’t just yet, they’ll utilize the transplant list. They said in the next month, if not a wee bit more.”

Fran and I looked at each other.

We weren’t stupid.

Both of us were nurses.

We knew what heart failure was.

End-stage, and needing a heart with a transplant, was significant.

Whomever Murphy was talking about would probably die if they didn’t get a heart soon.

I was so lost in thought, wondering who in Murphy’s life was having heart failure, that I wasn’t paying attention to the curb that was coming up until I was already tripping over it.

I went down hard, a cry bursting from my throat at the fall.

“Shit, Mavis!” Fran called out. “Are you okay?”

I hit the ground so hard that I heard a sickening crack, and I prayed that whatever I’d just done didn’t mean that I’d broken anything.

It took a whole three seconds for the pain to hit me.

I groaned and rolled to my ass in the middle of the parking lot, looking down at my hands and knees.

They were pouring blood.

I winced just as I heard Murphy say, “Move!”

I looked up to see him crouching down in front of me, and a younger man standing next to his pregnant wife glaring daggers at Murphy’s back.

Obviously, he didn’t like being told to move.

Duly noted.

“Swear to God,” Murphy shook his head as he started to pull out rags from his pockets and hand them to me. “They’re clean. Press down on your knees.”

I opened my mouth to say something more but then I was up and in Murphy’s arms, and I was gasping in surprise instead of telling him off like I’d planned.

“Where are you headed?” he asked as he jerked his head at Fran.

Fran pointed at the front doors. “Doctor appointment. We get to see the baby today.”

Murphy’s eyes came to meet mine, then quickly looked away.

“Regular elevators, or the ones on the east side?” he asked.

I opened my mouth to reply when Fran beat me to it. “These. Fourth floor. Dorado.”

We entered into the elevators, Murphy pushing straight in without waiting for the people to get off, and then glared at them when they had the nerve to tell him he was rude.

“You are rude,” I said as the elevators closed.

Murphy shrugged, which caused my entire body to shift with him.

“Do you want me to help?”

I looked at my sister from my taller vantage point.

“Yes,” I told her.

I was in a very unladylike position.

The way I had to hold my knees practically had me spreading my thighs wider just so I could reach them, thanks to my large belly.

Fran took the rags from me, looked at them, then said, “I sure hope these were clean.”

“Just got them out of the package today,” he said. “Had an appointment to get to.”

Oh, boy.

That was the perfect opening. “For you? Or for someone else?”

He didn’t answer because the baby chose that moment to all but roll, flip, and kick at the same time.

Right against where my belly was pressed against Murphy’s.

“Was that…” he paused.

“The baby? Duh, Alessio. I don’t have that bad of gas,” I teased.

His eyes narrowed. “Why do you only call me Alessio when you’re trying to piss me off?”

I had no answer for that.

I didn’t know.

It was just a defense mechanism, I guessed.

“I do no such thing, Alessio,” I corrected him.

He rolled his eyes right as my sister pressed hard on my knees.

“Oww!” I cried. “You did that on purpose.”

“You’re being mean to the man that literally swept you off your feet. And, just sayin’, Mavis, but your ass ain’t light.” She sniffed.

I rolled my eyes. “I’m one hundred and twenty-eight pounds. I’ve literally gained eight pounds. I am too light.”

“Then why is he sweating?” Fran challenged.

I looked up, and sure enough, Murphy was sweating. He was also breathing a little heavy.

“You can put me down,” I urged. “You know, so you don’t drop me.”

He grumbled underneath his breath but kept a hold of me.

Luckily, the elevator doors slid open in the next instant, leaving us without time to argue.

When we arrived in the suite that housed the doctors I was using, the nurse behind the glass took one look at my state and hurried to open the door for me.

“You can place her in the exam room,” the nurse said as she pointed the way.

Fifteen minutes later, I was as cleaned up as I was going to get, and pronounced to have scraped knees and hands, and good to go.

It still stung like a bitch, but I could manage.

“You can go now,” I grumbled under my breath once the nurse left to go find the chick that would be doing the sonogram for me.

“I could,” Murphy agreed. “But I don’t like being told what to do.”

I opened my mouth to tell him that it didn’t matter what he liked but was interrupted.

“Is this dad?”

My thoughts were interrupted by a woman coming into the room. “It’s nice to finally meet you. Perfect timing to come to the ultrasound today. You’ll get to see a lot of great photos. This is about the time where they’re not too big, making there room enough to see everything. But not too small that they look alienlike anymore.”

I opened my mouth to say he wasn’t the baby’s father, but Murphy beat me to the punch and said, “Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl yet?”

I narrowed my eyes. “I didn’t think I should find out but…if daddy wants to know.”

He narrowed his eyes as the woman laughed. “Lie back on that table and let’s get a good look.”

I started to, but when I put my hand back to keep myself from falling—there was surprisingly little core strength available when you had a big basketball attached to your front—I almost collapsed all the way backward.

I would have had Murphy not caught me.

I glared at him. “Thanks.”

His eyes sparkled with mirth, and I wanted to throat punch him.

“You’re welcome.”

I sighed and turned away, my eyes going to the screen where there was nothing as of yet.

But then she put her wand against my belly, and there my baby was.

“Oh, first thing you get is a foot,” she teased. “Right in the face.”

Murphy leaned his hip against the side of the table I was leaning on, and I could feel the heat pouring off of him.

A delicious shiver slid down my spine as I inhaled and caught the scent of pine and man.

Most likely, he used some boring soap, but that boring soap did wonderous things on his delectable body.

“And there is…” she paused. “His or her tush.”

I snickered.

“Looks like it’s a girl!”

I grinned, unable to help myself.

I’d wanted a girl.

Actually, that wasn’t quite true.

I’d wanted a boy, until my sister jokingly told me that I would have to deal with a boy and boners when they went through puberty.

Now I wanted girls.

For the next ten minutes we went through all the cuteness overload, eventually printing off a photo of her face, her feet, and what the sonographer said was a vagina that really only looked like a butt to me.

But I wasn’t the expert.

After I was once again situated, Fran took one side, and Murphy took the other, as they helped me stand to my feet.

It physically hurt to walk.

And by the time I was outside, I could already see blood soaking the bandage.

We’d have to go straight home.

“Unfortunately,” I said, “we can’t go buy clothes.” I pointed at my knees.

“Clothes?” Murphy asked.

I pointed at my belly next. “Now that I know what she is, I need to prepare.”

Murphy looked at my belly.

“I thought for sure it would be a boy,” Murphy said. “In my head, that’s what I was calling him. A boy. Guess I’ll have to get used to it being a girl.”

He almost seemed disappointed. “Girls are cool, too, Murph!”

I grinned at my sister’s words. “Yeah. Girls are cool, too, Alessio.”

He rolled his eyes. “I’ll see y’all later. Try not to trip over any more curbs as you watch my ass move away from you.”

Then, I did just that, as I watched him walk away.

Well, not trip over any curbs. But I did watch his ass.

“You totally like him,” Fran whispered.

“No, I don’t,” I lied. “I like Madden.”

My sister frowned. “Do you really?”

I shrugged.

I mean, not like I liked Murphy, but he was a very attractive guy.

And her thinking Madden caught my fancy served a purpose. What purpose, you ask?

Keeping my nosey sister out of my business.