For Crying Out Loud by J. Preston

Contents

Author’s Note

Prologue

1. Remember Me?

2. What Just Happened?

3. Punishable By Strangulation

4. She Who Can Tame The Jerk

5. Edward Cullen Is Our Immortal Friend

6. In Need Of Divine Intervention

7. I'm Sexy And I Know It

8. Wiggle, Wiggle

9. I Sleep Naked

10. Totally Innocent

11. Wittle Kissy-Wissy

12. Temporary Insanity

13. Plenty More Fish

14. Horrible Kisser

15. Two Birds One Stone

16. Lonely Immortal Schmuck

17. Grow A Pair Pendejo

18. Basically Straddling Aiden

19. I'm A Lover

20. A Big Can Of Whoopass

21. Wonders Of The World

22. Cop A Feel

23. Nothing But Trouble

24. Pretty Hung Up On Someone Else

25. I Trusted You

26. Mr Perfect

27. You

28. Well, The Dogs Like Her

29. J To The Double N

30. Mile High Club

31. Sweet Cheeks

32. Sociopath

33. Hey, Beautiful

34. So Fucking Much

35. See Her Again

36. One Voicemail

37. Beep

38. Family

39. The End

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Author

For What It’s Worth

For What It’s Worth Prologue