It Started with a Crack by Piper James

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: re: crab cakes

Noah,

You’re planning on emailing me fifteen times about shellfish? I am working, you know. And you stalking me on the internet to email me about a seafood dinner just seems fishy.

Also, lobster tails would be magnificent. And before you ask, I love shrimp, crab legs, and prawns. I can stomach oysters if they’re cooked, but I don’t like any other kind of mollusks.

Now, can I please get back to my job?

Impatiently,

Dakota