It Started with a Crack by Piper James

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: re: crab cakes

Noah,

No more seafood puns, please. And I don’t know about you, but I didn’t have an internet account when I was four years old. Oh, wait. Sorry. I forgot how much older you are than me. Please, feel free to find someone in your own age bracket to communicate with via AIM, whatever the hell that is.

Always Respecting my Elders,

Dakota