It Started with a Crack by Piper James

Noah: How’s breakfast with the girls going?

Me: Good. How about you?

Noah: Same. Just waiting for Ethan to get here. I can’t wait to see you again, though.

Me: You just saw me an hour ago. You’re not tired of me, yet?

Noah: Never. And when we get home, I’m going to show you exactly how much I’ve missed you. *kissy face emoji* *eggplant emoji* *ax emoji*

Me: WTF does the ax emoji mean?

Noah: You’ll see. *smiling devil emoji*

Me: I just remembered, I have shit to do today. All day.

Noah: Ah, come on. Live a little. You won’t regret it. I promise.

Me: If you say so…