Paparazzi by Erika Vanzin
Twelve blocks on foot, and I still can’t stop shaking. I’m shocked that I slipped down that ladder—I thought I was going to break my neck. And I’m shaken that I literally ended up in the arms of Thomas Simons, drummer of the Jailbirds. That boy has blue eyes that leave you completely naked. I can’t calm the agitated trembling in my stomach and hands.
I’ve been sitting at my usual table in my favorite coffee shop for at least ten minutes, holding my hot cappuccino with the peppermint stick the barista slipped into it. I can’t afford one of those expensive sweetened seasonal drinks they make at Christmas time, so he made me a plain cappuccino and added a twist. The familiar red brick walls, covered in chalkboards with pastel-colored writing, twinkle with Christmas lights strung up everywhere, from shelves to walls, that lead to a fake Christmas tree they have yet to finish decorating. This place always relaxes me, with its warm colors, rustic tables, baskets filled with fresh-baked sweets, and the aroma of coffee that penetrates your nostrils. It feels like home and warms my heart. At Christmas time, the magic practically envelops me like a warm blanket in winter.
My encounter with Thomas seems surreal. From afar, he comes across as a classic famous, out-of-reach type you’d never even get close to. But face to face, he’s just a normal man, even a little shy. He maintains that rock-star façade imposed on him by the media, but his eyes betray him. I enjoyed listening to his voice; it’s rare to hear it even in official interviews. Everyone focuses on Damian because he’s the leader of the band, charismatic and sometimes a boaster, or Michael because he always manages to attract attention.
Thomas, however, is the beating heart of the band. They would not have the same success without his passion for the drums. I consider myself lucky to have met him and spent some time alone with him. Even if he did try and feed me the pre-approved PR version of the pants story. I don’t care, because I know all too well how to get through life by telling lies so often that reality and fiction get confused. The nuances of embarrassment in his attitude intrigued me—it made him seem more human and less celebrity. For a moment, I felt so comfortable that I almost forgot the guilt I felt when I realized who he was.
“Why the hell are you shaking so much?”
Ron’s annoying voice brings me back to reality. I look up from my cappuccino and meet the slimy gaze of the man standing in front of me—forty years old, blonde hair, gray eyes, athletic physique, successful. On paper, an ideal man if it weren’t for the fact that he makes his living speculating on people’s misfortunes, stopping at nothing. If you asked me to describe someone who’s lacking a moral compass, slimy, unreliable, and a double-agent, I would show you Ron’s picture without hesitation.
“It’s nothing. I had a little accident on the way here.”
I learned early on that lies don’t work with Ron. He sees right through them, as if he has a radar tuned to my heartbeat. Half-truths are more acceptable. I really did slip and fall from the second floor of a building. He doesn’t need to know I landed on someone he would kill to have pictures of. Ron is the worst editor of the worst gossip magazine on the planet. No one digs into people’s pasts like he does, and above all, no one is as unscrupulous in selling others’ suffering to make money.
Unfortunately, I work for him too.
“I hope at least you got some good shots out of it.” The mischievous smile he gives me as he sits down gives me the shivers.
The thing is, I called him here because I was hoping to get some pictures of Lilly and Damian—that’s why I was hanging out around their house. Nothing outrageous, I was just hoping to see their faces outside the bubble they live in. But when I saw Thomas enter the building, I realized they had no public appearance planned, and I was disappointed. I waited for hours, hoping he had come to pick them up and they’d all go out together, but it was just wishful thinking on my part.
The irony is, if any of my colleagues had been lurking around, a picture of Thomas and me talking in the alley would have made them a lot of money. Unfortunately for me, my day was fruitless, and now I have to hustle up the money to pay my bills, or this time they’re really going to cut my electricity off.
“I’m fine, Ron. Thank you for asking,” I reply sarcastically. Waiting for a shot didn’t seem like such a bad idea—I even went so far as to climb the fire escape next to Damian and Lilly’s apartment to see if I could get something that could tide me over for a while. I felt disgusted with myself for trying to capture something salacious, but I had to decide whether I wanted to eat or have a clear conscience.
“Don’t waste my time. You know I don’t like people playing around. If you have decent shots, I pay you more than generously. If you don’t, go back to the shabby apartment you crawled out of.” His tone is annoyed, and he’s irritating me too.
I tighten my fingers around the cup to avoid punching him right in his perfect teeth. If he dragged me into court, I couldn’t pay for it. Unfortunately, the golden years ended a while ago. Back then, paparazzi earned five thousand to fifteen thousand dollars for a photo of, say, Britney Spears fleeing a photographer in her car, her children on her lap. Or Lindsay Lohan collapsed on a garden wall after a wild night. Now, the tabloids rely on the agencies that collect these shots and, with the growth of gossip sites, they sell through a subscription: you pay a monthly fee and download as many photos as you want. Paparazzi are paid based on the number of downloads of a picture, so we take and upload as many shots as possible, focusing on quantity more than quality.
Although newspapers have taken a step back in an attempt to follow a moral publishing ethic, Ron continues under the table, demanding shots that cause an uproar. The more outrageous, the better. He doesn’t care if you’ve done something illegal to get them. He just wants a front-page story that will sell hundreds of thousands of copies, which has become more difficult for the print edition. While many paparazzi have to settle for a second job, keeping their distance from publishers like him, some, like myself, can’t afford to give up a well-paid photo, even if it harms the person who makes the front page. Ron exploits the desperate, both paparazzi and celebrities. He doesn’t care what you have to do to please him. His only aim is profit.
“I have shots of Logan Preston lying on the ground drunk and covered in pigeons, if you want.”
I feel guilty about proposing something like this, but to silence my conscience I tell myself that Logan Preston is asking for it. He’s an old Hollywood star who won a couple of Oscars back in the day who’s since ruined his life with alcohol and drugs, and now he’s no longer in his right mind. He drags himself, drunk and high, through the streets of New York like a zombie, fainting in ridiculous places like the middle of Union Square, covered by pigeons, holding a bag of popcorn. It happens so often these days it no longer makes the news. Not that this justifies my shots, but it is an excuse I use to live with my dirty conscience.
“If I want Logan photos, I can go to the Instagram profile of any loser tourist here in Manhattan. That man has become a tourist attraction.” His words are harsh, sharp. If we weren’t in a public place, I’d feel a little threatened by his attitude.
“I have nothing for you, okay?” The anger begins to rise, and I can’t keep it at bay.
“Damian and Lilly have been a couple for months, and you haven’t brought me a single decent shot yet. What the hell are you doing instead of working?”
I have several shots of them in intimate poses while they walk down the street or go shopping. The problem is they’re too personal, and I hoped to shoot something that could feed me, but not put them in hot water. I don’t want to throw them at Ron because I know he’d make a crappy case with them.
It wouldn’t be the first time he’s taken something extraordinary and turned it into an infamous scoop. I’ve seen this for myself in the past, unfortunately, with a couple of very young actors. In the end, given the pressure, they broke up. He went so far as to imply that the guy was a rapist because the girl was only fifteen and he was seventeen, the legal age for consenting to sexual intercourse in New York State. The photo I gave him captured the two eating ice cream in Central Park, holding hands. I delivered two teenagers in their first crush, and he turned them into the sex scandal of the year. Ron can turn everything rotten in order to enrich himself at the expense of others. Handing over a picture of Damian and Lilly kissing in the supermarket—including tongues and hands tucked under the other’s waistband—could quickly turn into sex in a public place. Which would then need clarifying by their press offices.
“They are cautious and reserved. They’re always on high guard and aren’t easily tricked in public. Do you think they don’t know how we work?” The words coming from my lips are poisonous, and I hope my contempt reaches him.
“Bullshit! They don’t live like hermits in that house, and you know it. Your colleagues discovered the new address two days after they moved in, and you didn’t bring those shots to me.”
It’s true, I didn’t take them to him, but not because I don’t know where they live. I found out right away because I’ve been following the Jailbirds and Damian for years, since the beginning of their careers. I know I’m stuck in this crappy job, but being a music journalist is what I wanted to do when I grew up. I just don’t know yet when I can afford to make the leap to grown-up, considering I can barely survive, and this is the only job that brings me decent earnings. I have other income, like everyone else who does this work, but it’s not enough for my situation.
“I haven’t figured out if you’ve lost your knack or if you’re fucking with me. Either way, I don’t need you if you keep this up. I have a line of people who can sell me what you can’t give me,” he spits out more and more angrily.
“So why are you wasting your time here with me, on a Sunday night, if you have all these people giving you wonderful shots?” I openly challenge him, even though he has all the power—in this conversation and my whole life. If he decides I can no longer work as a paparazzo, he just has to make a couple of phone calls and I’ll never sell a photo in this city again.
Ron’s nostrils almost seem to vibrate; his jaw tightens into a look that could kill. “Do you really think there’s no one who brings me pictures this time of year? Your colleagues understand this is the time when you sell the most. Sure, everyone loves Christmas, but do you know how much better you’d feel if your favorite Hollywood star made the covers of the gossip magazines by sticking his fingers up his nose or, better yet, arguing with his sweetheart? We’re all kind and loving as long as we feel superior to others. Why not give people something to talk about during the holidays while they eat their turkey, or talk with the sister-in-law they only see once a year? Don’t make me lose my patience, kid. You know I can crush you whenever I want.”
He’s right, he can, but I’m not afraid. Showing weakness is not in my blood, and it would not help my case. To be weak in front of a person like him means having your throat slit. He feasts on easy and helpless prey. “But you haven’t done it yet because you know I’m the best.”
It’s true. My investigative ability, combined with my intuition and the ability to take excellent photos, makes me particularly good at what I do. I’m incomparable when I’m following my prey and shooting in burst mode.
Luckily, Ron decides not to answer me, gets up annoyed, and walks out of the cafe without even turning around. The pleasant adrenaline rush I felt when meeting Thomas slips away, leaving only guilt. I’m not so naïve as to delude myself into thinking this is an honest job, not from an ethical point of view. I take pieces of other people’s private lives and hand them over to people who have no scruples. I have to admit my own share of guilt. One fragment of my soul at a time, I’m selling my dignity for a piece of bread. I’m afraid if I keep shoving down all that guilt that weighs down my heart, over time, there won’t be any goodness left in me, only the rottenness this business has created.
“Wow. That man can sure suck the happiness out of a room.” Emily’s sweet voice brings my attention back to reality and the smile back to my lips. Her large dark eyes and ponytailed hair welcome me as she sits down with a cappuccino and a cupcake. I met Emily a few years ago when I was trying to sneak into a journalism class at NYU that I wasn’t enrolled in but that she attended. She helped me get books and notes from all the classes and, in the end, we became friends. I can say she’s the only person I trust blindly in this town.
“I don’t know if he has a soul or if he’s possessed by Satan himself.” I smile at her as she cuts a cupcake with icing in the shape of a tiny Santa hat and hands me half of it.
“Is everything okay? Do you need money?” she asks with disarming calm. She is the only one who is aware of my distressing economic situation.
“No, don’t worry. I’m not that desperate. I have pictures I could sell to Ron, but I only keep them in case I’m really desperate.” I smile at her and taste the cupcake. “Have you finished your shift?” I ask, trying to deflect the subject.
Emily’s always been the one who helps me make ends meet. She introduces me to her classmates who pay me to do their class papers, and I’m glad she decided to continue with her specialization and master’s degree here in New York. I don’t know what I’d do without these rich kids who can’t even tie their own shoes.
“Yes, now I have to go home and start studying,” she whines almost desperately, making me smile. Sometimes I don’t know how she holds down two jobs while also studying for her thesis. I respect her for that.
“Do you have time for juicy gossip?” I whisper conspiratorially.
Her eyes light up, and a smile appears on her lips. She scoots closer to me on the bench so the conversation stays between us. “Studying can wait.”
I look around to make sure the tables next to us are free from prying ears. In my line of work, I’ve become paranoid about my private life.
“I literally fell into the arms of Thomas Simons.” I smile and wait for the news to settle in. I talk to her so much about the Jailbirds, and my obsession with their music, she’s come to love them as well.
“Thomas, the sexiest drummer on earth? Don’t look at me like that—those are your words, not mine. By now, I know the shoes size of every member of that band!” She squeals quietly, like a little girl trying not to be heard.
I giggle, amused at her reaction, and nod vigorously. My stomach does flip flops again as memories of less than an hour ago make their way into my mind.
“I want to know every single detail. In particular, I want a play-by-play of ‘literally falling’ into his arms. Were you dressed or naked?”
Her enthusiasm is contagious, and I start rattling off my story like a 15-year-old with her first crush. It’s nice to have someone to talk to about these things without being judged, even if she does know what my job is.
“And he doesn’t know why you were there?” she asks when I’m done.
“No. I tried to act cool, but I felt the guilt crawling up my stomach. After what happened, I was afraid he’d find out who I am.”
“Stop feeling guilty about that old story. I’ve told you a thousand times, you’re not the only person who’s responsible. It’s all over, and everyone is fine. You can’t keep punishing yourself.”
“That doesn’t mean I didn’t do wrong.”
I feel my cheeks heating up with embarrassment when I think back to what I did, but Emily throws me a look that keeps me from basking in my guilt again.
“And how does he look up close? Is he gorgeous, like you see in the papers?” She knows the previous subject is difficult for me, and I appreciate her attempt to focus on the sweet part of the encounter.
“He’s gorgeous. I think he’s physically perfect, with those dark curls and blue eyes... And then those arms. You have no idea what arms that man has!” I hide my face behind my hands in embarrassment. I have to admit, I’ve had lustful thoughts about all those muscles. Over and over again.
Emily bursts out laughing. “You didn’t ask him to show you his biceps, did you?”
“No, I’m not like his fans. And it was obvious he was embarrassed about that. He’s so sweet when he’s embarrassed,” I confess candidly.
Emily smiles excitedly, as though she were there. “From the way the papers paint him, he looks like a heartless womanizer—like everyone in that band, by the way.”
“I am living proof that you don’t have to listen to gossip newspapers. They print a lot of bullshit to sell. You see Damian, since he met Lilly, he’s become another person. Maybe he wasn’t that bad before either.”
I almost feel compelled to defend them. I have no idea what’s true about what they write about them, but I know that ninety percent of what you read is fake news slapped onto photos that have no context.
“Do you think you’ll see him again? Why the hell didn’t you give him your number? I can’t imagine someone that famous asking for the phone number of a woman raining down on them from heaven!” She’s incredulous at my refusal.
“No, of course I won’t see him again. How would I meet him? It’s not like we have the same life. And by the way, I hope he doesn’t have women fall into his arms every day. I think I hurt him when we ended up on the ground. On the other hand, I hope I don’t have to pay his medical bill—that could be a problem. I don’t know how wise it is to approach him. My life is already a mess without adding a rock star to the equation.”
“Don’t think about your job, which is a non-problem. The point is, are you interested? You’ve been talking about him for years, and you look dreamy. I’ve never seen you like this with anyone you’ve dated. You exchanged just a few words with Thomas, and already you blush at the thought of his arms. You’re like a teenager in love.”
I look down and play with the zipper of my bag as the memories awaken inside me. I was sixteen when I first heard their music, hanging out with my dad on booze deliveries to bars in New York City. I shouldn’t even have walked into that place, but I was getting bored waiting inside the van. It was a gray November afternoon, and they were there playing for a couple of drunks who weren’t even paying attention. I remember Damian smiling at me, Michael peacocking and Simon shaking his head, disgusted. But it was Thomas who made my stomach flutter when he stared into my eyes so intensely and smiled. It was like someone seeing me for the first time.
He wasn’t like the classmates I had dated. He looked a lot older than me—a bad boy, with tattoos and hair falling over his eyes, mysterious. He was so gorgeous he took my breath away. And he had noticed me, the little girl with the too-long, too-skinny legs, without the curves boys my age usually liked.
I remember watching the rest of their concert, sitting at the bar counter, holding the soda the owner had offered me while my father finished carrying the crates inside. It was maybe five or six songs, but time had stood still, my eyes fixed on him, his gaze occasionally resting on mine. It was as if my world came to life that day and, when it was time to leave, I felt another squeeze in my stomach. I didn’t have the courage to talk to him, I just kept looking at him from afar as he wiped his face with a towel, catching the glint in those blue eyes that caused butterflies to erupt in my stomach.
After that, I dreamed for months about meeting him by accident in a bar or on the street. I looked up which pubs they played in, but I was only sixteen and had no chance of passing as an adult, even with a fake ID. Then, one day, I found a newspaper article describing them as the up-and-coming band of the year, and I felt my heart explode with joy—as if I had discovered them before everyone else. I was proud of their success, coming a long way from that small bar with no audience. I started collecting every article about the Jailbirds, every little paragraph that gave me a little more information about Thomas and his life. I glued photos onto the pages of my diary and attached posters to the walls of my room.
I collected all the press information about the band as though it were personal, as though Thomas had told me about it that day, inside that bar. Over the years, I’ve gone out with several guys, but I’ve never gotten to know them as well as I feel I “know” Thomas.
That first day I saw them, my life changed, and I was so excited I set up a blog and have been following them ever since. In fact, I still have the flyer they autographed and left on top of the bar. They gave birth to my passion for music and journalism. They were the subject of my first post, my first butterflies, my first blush, my first album, my first crush, and my first fantasies.
Coming out of my memory fog, I look up at Emily.
“I’ve been imagining their lives for so long I have no idea where my fantasy ends and reality begins. I’m afraid to get near him and discover that the romantic vision I’ve created over the years is a mere fantasy. I don’t want to ruin everything. It’s the only beautiful thing I have in my life.”