It Started with a Snap by Piper James

Me: Hey, you.How did brunch go with the ladies?

Ember: They were being weird, walking on eggshells because they thought I’d feel sorry for myself because they’re all in committed relationships, and I’m not.

Me: You’re not?

Ember: Well, they didn’t know our most recent development. Now, they do.

Me: You told them you’re mine?

Ember: Ha! No. I told them you’re mine.

Me: I sure am. And I couldn’t be happier about it.

Ember: Do your brothers know? Because if they didn’t, I’m sure they do by now.

Me: I told them.

Ember: Told them what, exactly?

Me: That I like-like you.

Ember: Wow. Those are serious words.

Me: I’m a serious guy.

Ember: Yeah, you are.

Me: Come over after work. I’ll show you exactly how serious I am.

Ember: Yes, sir.

Me: Fuck.

Ember: Yes, sir?

Me: Me.

Ember: Yes, sir. I’ll get right on that, sir.