It Started with a Crush by Piper James
Chapter Thirty-Eight
Two weeks after that…
Me: I miss you.
Sage: You just saw me an hour ago.
Me: And?
Sage: I miss you, too.
Me: I can come back over…
Sage: I need to get to sleep. I have school tomorrow.
Me: Fine.
Me: Send me a pic of your boobs to tide me over.
Sage: Chase…
Me: Okay. Okay. How about one of your butt?
Sage: How am I supposed to take a picture of my butt?
Me: You’re right. I should come over to see it in person.
Sage: Corn dog.
Me: Ugh. Fine. I love you.
Sage: I love you, too, weirdo.
Sage: *sends photo*
Me: Is that…?
Sage: Yep. It’s a corn dog.
Me: In your mouth.
Sage: Nom nom nom.
Me: You’re sadistic.
Sage: But you love me for it.
Me: Fuck yeah, I do.
Me: Where’d you get a corn dog at midnight, anyway?
Sage: I keep some in my freezer for special occasions.
Me: I’m pretty sure that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone use the words corn dog and special occasion in the same reference.
Sage: Well, there was that one time in college…
Me: What?!?
Me: Sage?
Me: What did you do with a corn dog in college, woman?!
Sage: Joking! Seriously, though, I have to get to bed.
Me: Good night. Dream of the spanks you’re going to get for that dirty trick.
Sage: Good night. And I definitely will.